Now open for service — Hucknall’s biggest dog-toilet

CALLING all owners of dogs! Now open for careless, couldn’t-give-a-damn, selfish people — Hucknall’s biggest dog-toilet!

It’s on Garden Road, starting right at the very top and going all the way down to Derbyshire Lane.

The very best bit has grass, which is situated between Garden Road and Wood Lane. You know, the bit that makes you think you are invisible.

So come along! Only a few clean areas left, so do hurry now!

Actually, you are disgusting. Clean it up!

DOG-POO GARDENER,

Hucknall.

(Name and address

supplied).