Man scarpers with trousers round ankles after having 'pleasurable time' in Bulwell
Police want to speak to a man they caught ‘pleasuring themselves’ in public after he dropped his keys when he ran off.
The police posted on Facebook: “To the person who was on Hucknall Road at about 0130 hours this morning having a 'pleasurable' time, doing what he shouldn't be doing, you dropped your keys when you ran away with your trousers a bit low.
“We have your keys at Bulwell Police Station for you to collect and discuss your choice of activity at that time in the morning.
“No need to bring ID as your face is clearly visible on the fob, but please make sure your trousers are up and fly zipped. #masterstroke #shufflealong #washyourhandsbeforeyouarrive #zipit.”